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About our Clones |
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According to the Alliance Times, The SCC and associated branches are the highest rated cloning companies in the universe for supplying the best quality Firefly character and actor clones to the public. Our clones are made with the finest materials and undergo dozens of tests to ensure that you, the customer, will be more than simply satisfied with your purchase.
Our clones are exact copies of Sean Maher and Simon Tam and come in many different model types varying in their different memories and behaviors.
If you buy two clones you then have the option of getting another one free of charge or a gift certificate for a free clone to give as a gift to your friends or family. If you buy more than 30 at a time you are responsible for pick up, and the shipping and handling costs are waved. With an additional two dollars, and a coupon off the box of the last Simon Tam you bought, your new Simon Tam comes complete with his famous red sun glasses from "Serenity".
Your Sean or Simon clone has a life long company guarantee, though it may become damaged in extreme circumstances that the SCC cannot be held responsible for. A list will be included in your owners manual packaged with your Simon Clone. Such problems may include gun shot wounds, beatings, and/or burning at the stake.
To see where the original cloning idea started check out the middle of this
Fireflyfans.net thread.
Customer Reviews
"Buying a Simon Clone from the SCC was one of the smartest desisions I've ever made. He may not be the best cook ever, but he sure made a great prom date!"
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"I bought my first Sean clone from the SCC last year and I love him so much I'll never buy a clone from anywhere else again!"
-Pleased buyer
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